So Noah kept asking this, over and over and over again. I remembered a line from a movie (probably a horrible one) where they said something to the effect of "mommy and daddy wanted a baby so much that they closed their eyes really hard and made a wish." Since under 4 seems a bit early for
The Talk, I opted for this PG version. That led to this conversation today:
Noah: I have 3 robot babies in my tummy
Ava: Real or pretend?
Noah: Real. Because I closed my eyes really hard
Ava: And made a wish! How are the robots coming out of your tummy?
Noah: Well, the Dr will cut a hole in my tummy and take them out.
Side note, I got tired of my kids referring to c-sections as the only way to get babies out of tummies so one day I told them where they are supposed to come out of. Ava's response: Mommy you're silly! That's gross! That's where pee comes from, not babies!
I am at a complete and total loss. I thought we had a lot longer before we had to deal with these things!